Those two stand-out failures are connected by a common thread: The President of the United States indulging in grotesque moral equivalencies, each at least partially driven by his pathological compulsion not to excoriate people who shower him with effusive, if superficial, praise.
A simple conference call gone horribly, horribly wrong. But this one takes the cake. Last week I did something that will haunt me for years to come. This embarrassing incident left me asking two questions: Am I even an adult right now? How do you clean the inside of leather boots? As I was leaving my office to head to the meet-up, I told one of my co-workers where I was going and that just myself and the meeting organizer will be there so it might get awkward.
She jokingly said that sounds like a great start to my next blog post. It was just myself and the meet-up organizer but I still had a great time. I still had an hour left of Embarrasing moment meeting and another 45 minute drive home, but was I worried?
Only I had to go to the bathroom really badly before the writing meet-up ended. Twenty Minutes from Home Halfway down the freeway, I started wiggling around to keep my mind off my bladder. Soon my Embarrasing moment turned into dancing, which eventually transformed into violent gyrating as my panic grew along with the pressure in my bladder.
Curse that chamomile tea! I had to go pee so bad I had to turn off my audiobook and focus all my attention on keeping my bladder sealed shut. By the time I took my exit, I had to pee so bad my body was literally sweating trying to keep it in. Fifteen Minutes from Home I tried singing a song to get my mind off my loaded bladder but I could never get very far without having to stop and re-assert my focus back to clenching every single muscle in my body.
It was getting so dire that I considered pulling over on the side of the road and popping a squat, but I felt I was more dignified than that.
There are rarely any available parking spots and I was worried I was going to pee my pants trying to find one. If I could just make it three more minutes, I could save myself the embarrassment… As soon as I passed up the KFC and turned off the main highway, I immediately regretted my decision.
Five miles below the speed limit. They put their blinker on and stopped extra long in the roadway before turning just to spite me for tailing. Side note — this experience has given me more grace for people tailing me.
The audacity of these people.
For real this time. And I knew it. Just before turning into my neighborhood, two blocks away from my house, I whipped across traffic at the last second into a city park. Unfortunately, my bladder was done doing me favors and as soon as I left the seat of my car, I started peeing uncontrollably.
In my work clothes. In the middle of the parking lot. By the time I got behind the super tall bush, I had already peed so much that I figured there was no use in pulling my pants down now, because I was going to be done peeing soon.
Only I just kept peeing. Also, my skinny jeans were funneling all of my pee into my nice leather riding boots. My boots were filling up with my own urine and soaking my socks.
And I still just kept peeing. By the time I was done, I kid you not, the pockets were the only dry part left on my pants. My entire lower half was literally steaming with warmth in the crisp fall air.
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